if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
(via believeinjalex)
my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother i can’t even see you” and her response was “where are your glasses”
(via laughter-attack)
imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
imagine dragons
(via laughter-attack)