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fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

(via believeinjalex)

— 6 hours ago with 40867 notes

alexmordamn:

my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother i can’t even see you” and her response was “where are your glasses”

(via laughter-attack)

— 11 hours ago with 14401 notes

the-angels-take-asgard:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

iamafrayedknot:

imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire

it’s really sad

also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake

their birthdays must be awful

imagine dragons

(via laughter-attack)

— 11 hours ago with 93471 notes